Sunday, February 24, 2013

Various champs

Must go mid! I pick Cassio. I was mid vs a decent Akali who disconnected early and flamed all game long.
Oh well at the end they lost :D
Not a glorious score, but a decent one at least :)
59 LP

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First pick! I pick Nami and go bot with random Ezreal.
OHMAHGAD the pain!! Ez was so slow. He just died fast.
And of course... never play Nami after a winning streak in normal -.-

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l pick Leona
First pick has a client "bug" and picks garen instead of banning him.
Result: 2/3 bans and a top who didn't want to pick top and also can't switch with anyone :-V
I got mad and told them to leave if they cannot play their roles. And get a brain. Our Kata went afk early and returned just to feed late... why? T_T Pinishment for my wrath!
23 LP


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Blitz and Cait bot. Go grab!! We won bot and Cait was decent, but our Vlad fed a lot and our Udyr was focusing tanks, initiating in the worst moments... just no, eh. Ah I forgot to mention our brainless Zed mid.
5 LP

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Ok, again... Mermaid, save me!!
Thank yu, Nami.
26 LP

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This time it's a duo, and... no, just no. Jungler Mundo feds who he pleases, and horsy Hecarim just throttled away. No, just no.
5 LP again

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Let's see how this Silver V is...

First game as Silver V
O-M-G.
Where are the trolls?
Everyone is like "I'm best at this, but can also that" "I can play everything but suck at adc" "can you please go support?"
o.o
Whoa! Smooth and nice game.

No-one flaming, no harass, nothing!! Too gdod to be true?
+ 18 LP!

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Fever :-/ I caught flu and I'm stuck home. I can't almost play 'cause I feel slightly confused. I must go mid and pick Lux, they counterpick Diana and I'm just stuck with little farm :(
Our Maokai goes always solo in enemy jungle, I wonder why. Jayce top was awesome the first 5 minutes and then begun feeding Jax. No fair!
2 LP :-V must l2p.


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Another soloQ, we had a Good Ahri and Jarv.
21 LP!

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Another game!!
Won bot, good mid, but Xin literally throwed the game by deciding we couldn't win and suiciding now and then in enemy jungle alone. Also always getting caught out of position, we were 4 vs 5 the whole time. So sigh.
3 LP :-(

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Vayne? Yay!! Let's go Nunu+Vayne!

100% throw.
Our mid Fizz had Heal. 
"Wouldn't barrier be better, since their Diana has ignite for sure?"
"no"
...and feeds her -.- sigh!!!
Shen not banned at this ELO = FAIL. So many times they escaped with low life bot just because of a (well placed) Shen ulti.
Team couldn't team fight, Vayne doesn't auto attack, gg.

0 LP D:


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STOP IT!! I don't like being alone anymore T_T let's queue with a friend!
A Cho'Gath friend *_*
I believe in the universal assertion "HP > skill"... but he's got HP and got teh skillz too!
+19 LP

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Never alone anymore >.< again with this friend, again Cho!
Again winz!!
41 LP

Thursday, January 31, 2013

End of the preseason

So the games I did this week are the last ones before season 3 begins.
Quick recap (I didn't manage to do many games, though)!

Random1: "mid pls"
Me: "hi there, support pls"
Random2: "shall we make setup instad of screaming lanes?"
Me: "LANES!!!!"
Random1: "ok, i would love to play mid its what i do best"
Random1: "DONE"
Random1: "can i go home now teacher? :/"
Me: "My main role is support so I really wish to play bot with a good ad carry."
Me: "But "SUPPORT" is faster and clearer in solo queue ^^"
Random2: "ok i suck at adc rest is fine for me"

...and after losing time in chat, he screamed out "fuck! shit!" and picked Cait 'cause he didn't notice that Graves was already out XD lolz!
...eventually he changed his pick in time and went mid :p
(If you really have to preach, please at least pay attention to the discussion! XD)

Good bot lane, my Graves was 4/0 at 4' minute... but then (happens a lot to me in these days) we completely throw the game due to bad positioning. Sigh. I try my best trying to keep the team together and coordinate them, but my efforts were in vain :-( enemy jungle is much more attractive then a safe lane with all your teammates.

1137: if you want to win games, stay together (at least in team fights!)


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Yeee we can pick Malphite as FP!
...but one of our team leaves o.o wut?

Next game I pick Nunu to support our Varus. Just wanted to pick something tanky, I don't have much feeling with Taric and Leona was already picked.
Ooooh incredible! We won! Well fought match, this time someone listened when I told them to group up, at least for dragon and enemy buffs. It's something! \o/
1155 rating, thanks big bro Nunu.


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Some days have passed, I have some time to practice.
We have Graves, I don't really want to pick tanks this time, so I take Janna.
Almost perfect match.
We were 10/3 at 13'.
I played well, but nothing special compared to what I usually do.
I used a simple flash + shield to save our Kata who was dying from Brand's burning damage... and she was like: "OMG!! OMFG!!! Dude you are awesome!! OMG!!! THIS JANNA!!!"
Poor thing o.o what do your supports usually do?
I managed to save her from sure death another couple of times, and she wanted to marry me.
Could've had perfect stats, but Pantheon used his ulti to kill me as I was low under turret. I killed him right after. Revenge for ruining my perfect score :< (just kidding of course, just picked the kill by mistake XD but was kinda funny)

1172, it's good to be someone's hero, at least for one game :)


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Ranked queues disabled! Season 3 is coming. Preseason did not go as well as I expected, but I have good hopes that the new season will be more successful.
At least the last matches I did were 2 wins :')

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Double IP weekend? You mean, double FAIL weekend.

I came back home saturday night after a full-martial arts-training day, so I was a bit tired but still wanted to take full advantage of my ip boost weekend.

WRONG.

"I'll carry you np I'm smurfing!"
Says our NASUS O.O
Akali mid had suicidal tendencies and fed their Ziggs really hard.
I am really glad to lose games that could easily be won just by avoiding some useless suicide -.-

1229 rating - Suicide FTW

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Masochistic Emos? Masochistic Emos!
Weren't we supposed to be around 1200 rating? Why are here people with ZERO wins and who clearly don't know how to play?? Like my Cait, who couldn't even last hit and walked without any fear into full enemy team.

1214. And sigh.
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Last one with Lux :( I ended up with good scores, but can't turn the sides of the game all by myself.
I must go mid o.o enemy team picks Akali.
He said:
"lolol ty for free kills mid"
...and not a single kill was given that day. Not to her arrogant ass. Instead, I killed her 2 times. Then team fights begun and I was the only one doing damage :V
Bot fed like hell, we had Tristana and Soraka. They were dying constantly and blaming the team for losing the lane (...).

1196. Poor Lux! It's not you, babe! You're fine as always :'( look at the (former) pretty scores you had, despite the loss!

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No more tards in team. Pretty please? ;__;
I pick Zyra and head Bot with MF.
Will we have a good team? No, Monkeys everywhere. Plus, this time I was also failing bot, so I got even more depressed about the whole thing T_T
No way we can win :( why? Matchmaking!! Y U NO FAIR??

1178, oh COME ON I don't really belong here :( 
Enough for tonight.


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Sunday morning... Yeeee an average-good Cait :D she even placed traps and lasthitted minions!
We were facing a good Fiddle on enemy team, but was the only one who did his job well. Poor guy, I totally understand him :(

1194 go-go! Back over 1200! >.<

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"what adc do you play?"
"just pick your support" o.o
Wut? 
So we go bot Graves + Taric.
Scumbag Graves >.< didn't know how to play his role. Plus, he was really slow on everything and had absolutely no map awareness.
Also, Jayce was feeding hard irelia top and our AP Yi lost the lane to enemy Annie.

1177 ...why me? Why??
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Free Malphite!!
I pick Lux, won't pick Taric with Graves since I don't trust carries anymore. Let's say, at least for today.
Oh it was so lost :( Olaf got fed so hard!!

1158, back into proper Hell, almost lost any hope.

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Ooooh got matched with an average-good adc! I almost can't believe my eyes!
Enemy support (Koi Nami) was actually good, but couldn't do much. A smooth victory.

1175... it's something ._.


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"Forced" to go mid, I pick Morgana. We had an easy early and I won my lane without problems (vs Kennen)... but no, why win when you can lose instead.

I am TIRED of teammates throwing the game by roaming alone in enemy jungle, while opposite team is always together. "Group up!" "yes idd man" - dies alone facechecking a bush.

1157 Can't even carry :(
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9 games: 7 losses and 2 wins.

Man I am really depressed right now T_T can't I turn the tides of a game by playing supports?
In these moments I lose all my faith in the LoL matchmaking system... I will never climb out of elo hell at this rate.

Friday, January 25, 2013

No, no, yes.

Simple as that :)

Dancing Lee Sin was dancing with enemies. Literally.
He decided that our game was lost around min 15, and begun chatting with enemy team and dancing with enemy Annie. Instead of helping us all, who were trying to come back from a bad start. And we could succeed, if it weren't for that Lee.
He even tried to act smart, flaming us in team chat and being a good guy in All chat. JERK!!!
Annie even found it cool that an enemy was spending so much time chatting with her. I could agree if he wasn't totally useless all the game long. And it was a 50 minutes game, so we could've won it eventually if it wasn't for him.
I HATE HIM!!!
Even forgot to record my elo :V

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I must go mid. NP, I pick Morgana! Still rusty with mids, so I don't grab many kills who go to our jungler instead. We won early game easily, but completely throwed our win due to a suiciding bot lane (Ez + Leona), 90% premade, who thought it was a good idea to just go alone in the enemy jungle, looking for team fights 2 vs 5.
ROAR!
Why suicide this way? I hate people who get bully and think they can do a pentakill alone >.<

1231 rating :( don't suicide guys!

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I ask for support or mid. Support Lux! Ooooh finally a good match T_T thanks! I had a decent Graves bot and we won the lane and the game.
+ 15, 1246 rating.