I'm almost in losing spree!

Ok, so I made up my mind. I want to win. I want to raise my ELO. I'll play what is clearly OP, at least at the  current meta and trands.
First choice: Blitzcrank. Pick or ban.
Secon choice: Zyra. Noone ever bans her at my ELO.

LET'S GO!

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MF + Zyra. THE PAIN! ...for the others. I never took so many kills as a support! XD
Ok, maybe the fact that I was building AP in late game didn't help... but comeoooonnnnnn: Zyra!! \o/
+15, 1180 ELO.

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First pick! I ban ezreal, I take Blitz. Good! But to, an obvious troll picks double mid and I must leave -.- I'll just make an ARAM in the meanwhile.
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I queue with a friend who mostly plays mid or jungler. Today he played Maokai or Nunu.
My early game was full of fight with my Ashe :-/ who was really slow and kept dying and making me die. But let's go back to champion selection. He asked for mid but was already taken. So he picked Heimer. Then Ashe. Then claimed to only have AP runes. Then, my obvius response:
"Why do you queue for ranked then?"
"My main account is banned"
"...and I guess this one will be too, soon."
Aaaah I love myself when I'm like that.
Btw, game starts and he has 0 AP. What a troll. Back to fight early 'till we both ignore ourselves.
"Blitz fails every grab!"
ANGER.
I started roaming and grabbed every single enemy I saw, leading him to certain death.
"WHO CANNOT GRAB, AGAIN?"
Yes I'm a bit touchy.
Lane was a disaster, but team fights were awesome. More than one teammates thanked me for my good job.
Well. VERY well. :p
+17, 1197 ELO. Very well.

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So many trolls today :V many games left before being able to start a queue.
Bot Zyra Vayne + my friend Nunu jungle.
SO OP!!!
And as I said to my friend: "Zyra is my new bitch".
There was a lot of harass in chat from enemies.
And I really, really meant "main".
+22, 1219 ELO

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Again! Alone in queue this time. Zyra+Graves. Hmmm you can't cary with Zyra if your adc is too slow :-/ and I begun to feel tired too. Good to know. Our Lee didnt gank and their Corki was reacting very well, so I died early and wasn't effective. Too bad, learned something.
-17, 1202 ELO

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Ok, alone again. This time versus a Leona-Trist lane, pretty aggressive too.
Hope this cait is good... she took heal vs Trist :V
GODS YES she was good! We were really dominating the early and mid game. Then "roaming" phase begun and random allies begun being melted around the map. Ok, I'm almost used to it at this point.
Jarv begun going solo and not being with us T_T we had to fight in chat to make him stay with us. "stfu all! stfu or afk!" Oh well :-/ But at the end we won, despite several disconnections from our Kennen
+18, 1220 ELO

Ok I'll finish today's matches with this victory... trying to keep all team together was so hard, that I'm tired :p