17th try - All you need is MOOH!

Always hot in here :-/ my room is as small as a coffin, and my fan is trying its best to keep me safe from spontaneous combustion. Don't fail me now fan, I'm going to elo hell! :<
"Support please!"
"dude let me support I'm premade with the carry"
"meh ok, I jungle then - can I alistar or u want to support with him?"
"i want support pls"
...
"I said can I JUNGLE with alistar or u want to pick him as supp?"
"lol sry kk"
Seems that reading is not a universal skill :-/

So we're Sivir, Morde, Anivia, Alistar (MOOOH), Taric vs. Hecarim (top), Mundo, Urgot, Blitzcrank, Vladimir.

We had an awful start. Morde was afk under turret 'cause he was at the phone (...) and we got invaded without having cover. My stun + Anivia's ball and I head to safety. But blitz kept the grab to pull me back to their team, and my flash wasn't enough to avoid giving them the first blood. Sad cow is sad. As I respawn, I quickly signal my team to do their blue instead. But my mates seem to be checking facebook, and are too slow to be effective, so I start jungling without buffs. Had really hard times trying to keep up with the levels and farm, and could gank much less than I wanted. The rest of my team was feeding, overextending without wards and blaming me for not being in every side of the map at the same moment. Well, I ganked bot successfully 2 times and made some enemy use flash several times, but hey - ye it's my fault that everyone's dying. Extremely sad cow. Anivia started complaining about everything while dying under enemy's turret.

"nub alistar"

I was losing any hope of victory, when Sivir came out from bot lane and started killing things. Whoa, when did she get fed? o.o

We won several team fights (also thanks to Blitz who used to pull me right into their team) and at the end rushed their nexus pretty quickly. No-one was complaining anymore about my skills :) weird isn't it? Everyone kept saying "gj", cause we really were a good matchup and fought well. But dat laning phase almost disrupted our team spirit :-/

+16 ELO, 1110 rating, all you need is MOOH!!!