...I'm in promotion for gold!

Oh my gold.
Will I be able to do it without any help?
My friends offered to help me with one of their smurf accounts, but I want to try alone first. Let's see if I'm really worth it.

They pick Janna for me and I switch with Orianna. Bot with Cait vs Blitz+Ez.
Woah, at the beginning 2 of us were not connected (1 per team) at the loading screen...
After a minute everything seems to be ok :) Orianna mid was good vs Annie.
Bot, their Blitz was a casual grabber :-/ My Cait just died 2 times cause of excessive pushing alone while I was back for wards. In the end all went just ok ^^
Yay! First match is a win!
W

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Second one.
NOES. Fucked by Sion AP mid :-V I didn't see him in AGES and now he comes back from oblivion just to ruin my promotion? How lame!! Back to hell, you Sion >.<
Well, we're Ashe Janna vs Blitz + Trist. My Ashe was so low :V doing 1 v 1 vs Trist at low level, with less farm, items and kills. But ye nvm let's go 1 v 2 -.- YOLO Ashe! Too bad this isn't true and you can give multiple kills to them, dying repeatedly.
Hmmm ok no more rankeds for today o.o it was so lame!!
Our Diana mid was good but a total flamer. I didn't give my best, at all.
Well, 1 game won and 1 lost... seems pretty even for now!
W / L

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I know I said I didn't do that, but... friends, I choose you! ç_ç My friend Mewro helps me with a couple of matches.
Uhm their Udyr and our Cait were flaming o.o well it was true that she was getting carried somehow, but she wasn't that bad.
We had a good friend-Fizz and a PERFECT Lee Sin (who finished the game with a score like 10/0/8)
W / L / W, 1 or 2 games to go!

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Someone tells he was going to troll o.o 'cause he was still raging from last game and said we all didn't deserve to win. Well, someone else leaves the game.
If you still rage from your past game... then why couldn't you just quit, relax a bit, maybe watch some kitten gifs on 9gag?

Well, my friend Mewro isn't mid but top with Vlad.
Bot we're Ashe + Janna (I was FP and didn't know what else to pick) vs Leona + Ez. Seems good!
:(
Boooo all the team flamed!! Lee didn't want to give blue to Syndra, Ashe flamed and went afk later... I was so happy I managed to actually interrupt almost all Leona's Zenith Blades!
I wasn't that brilliant either (but it's difficult to actually shine when facing Leona! HAHAHAHAHHHA.... ah... ehm.)
Gosh I waited too much before recording the match and the game disappeared from my log T_T well I guess it was better so, I had just little more assists then deaths...
W / L / W / L...

[bad Janna game picture missing ç_ç]

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Last one. Everything depends on me.
I'll try, the promotion series didn't go that bad anyway, so I won't be trowed down to 50 LP anyway. I guess. Hopefully. Please? T_T
Nami va Janna. Let the wards war begin :<
Mid we had a Ziggs (wooo I didn't see one in ages) vs Swain (bad feeling from last game)... oh be good pls >.<
YAYYYYYY!!
All of us were playing their main role :D
Everyone was good, good chat feedback, good pings, good play.... GG!
And with my most renown Secret Agent Nami (007).... awwww yissss I'm gold!!! :D

W / L / W / L / W

Where are you...?

Silver I, armed and ready!
Gash, this is the "where are you?" day :-/
Where is my team?
Where are you Janna?
Where is my jungler?
Where is my support?
Where is my facebook? 'cause you're definitely chatting too much >.<
I pick Morgana and go mid, 'cause two dudes asked for bot. I am not forced to go top thanks to another nice guy :)
Gah, our Eve jungle was engaging alone and without life and complained about team for "not being there".
Where is my team? Behind, 'cause we can't run as fast as you do o.o and you're dead before we can even reach the team fight!
Besides... no, it really isn't my day :-/ Lux mid was good, I didnt feed her but couldn't get kills and she got fed eventually anyway :-/
They stomped us.
50 LP

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Support or afk.
Janna, let me show how good I can do >.<
Whoa, are we facing a double ap team? Kassa + Annie o.o Annie support? Gosh!
She was infact support and really annoying.
My Ez was bad o.o getting harassed and standing right into enemy groups, of course saying "where are u Janna?"
Sweetie I'm here, right behind you, shielding you, disabling enemies and watching you die hopelessly :-/
Anyway our Morde was good and Maokai jungle too so we won somehow :)
70 LP

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I had a good Draven bot, but he was a bit too much into "teaching" :-/
Oh well we stomped them anyway. Was an easy win :) it's good it happens, once in a while !
Their Blitz was also afk the last minutes.
Whoa 90 LP o.o I MUST do another one!!

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Oh, another duo bot who choses to go top+jungle instead *_* ty guys!!!
I call Janna again.
But we have Ahri top? Weeeeird :V We're squishy and they got Ryze + Vayne, an early victory or a late defeat?
All flamed o.o mass ignore, I choose you!!
My Ez!! Flamer, unskilled, the worst teammate ever. He literally throwed the game by feeding them constantly. Our Nida was also flaming ofc and eventually we lost :( but was a long and desperate game.

Whoa I lost just 4 LP o.o how is it possible? Well probably because 2 of us were premade and someone was gold. Well, thanks... they know how hard it was!
86 LP

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Ok, you know what to do. You gotta Rock the Rift!!
...or give them fb, whatever :V gosh! How lame of me!!
I started playing a bit poorly, but made up for that later :) annnd enemy team surrendered :3
100 LP.... yes!! It's promotion time!!!

Sugar rush

Gold. I need you.
I'm failing so hard in 3v3 recently, that I fear to never be able to collect at least 10 matches in that queue! :V
I need extra energies >.< go-go chocolate, tea and vitamins!! Be healthy, be happy, win games!

Janna + Vayne+Nasus+Cho+Zed... let's get late!
We won, Nasus was good but Zed was AMAZING.
"And now with this trick I'll make your Lux disappear!" *zack*
Plus, enemy team had a... pretty cute Thresh :-/ who wasn't scary at all. Poor thing.
GG! 23 LP

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FP! I must mid, so as usual I take Morgana... but no, someone leaves :-/
I don't want to be re-matched with the same guys, so I decline the match... will I lose LP by doing this? o.o apparently not. Good :V
Another one, maybe I will not have any premades bot this time.
In fact there aren't. I pick Janna and head bot with Cait.
Well, we destroyed them easily :-/ nothing to say.
47 LP

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Weird comp, pretty unusual: Shyvana, Diana, Nami, Lucian and Garen. We're lacking cc a bit.
We were overall lower than our enemies, and our Diana was flaming 24/7... SO annoying >.< ignored, but the game couldn't be saved anymore.
33 LP

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HEY HO
LET'S GO!
GAH.
Our Nida top was feeding Nasus. Building AP Nida of course :V no wonder he lost the lane so bad.
Well he was our only AP, so I guess he had no choice (...?).
It was an eternal game, it lasted 70 minutes o.o
It was a great game but with lame mates, we should've lost it at 20 minutes. I wonder how did we manage to keep it up for so long! Their Master yi at the end was pretty unstoppable and won the "kill the enemies -> go for nexus" ping pong race. Whatever, GG.
18 LP

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Oh, another weird team with Riven mid and Rengar top and Eve jungler.
Another infinite match with a semi-retarded team who kept just failing from time to time, losing time wandering randomly in jungle and then coming back with a good team fight. Well, this time we won the nexus race at least ;)
41 LP

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Aaw yissss support GP on enemy team = I give them fb by faceckecking my lane bush XD god, I'm an idiot.
They had a good Kog but my Corki was better!! Bot were the PRETTIEST fights, both carries had the chinese fireworks-themed skins (Lion Dance Kog'Maw VS. Dragonwing Corki).
We had the luck of having a good and nice Hecarim jungle, who fed Morgana and Renekton, leading us to a sure victory :)
65 LP

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So.... I have this platinum smurf in team who says he can mid or jungle J4. One of us picks J4 for him. Please be good please be good please be really good T_T
We're facing Sona + Cait, insane harass comp bot :V
Not so good really, our Ahri mid wasn't a brilliant player but was a wonderful flamer. The one who insults you in caps lock by chat, all chat, wisper, private message, phone call and pidgeon-delivered letter 'cause you accidentally took a kill from him. "Accidentally"... he wasn't capable of taking kills and had almost no damage, kept failing skillshots and the hardest thing to do was trying not to steal kills from him :-/
A sure loss, he was soon muted but his plays were horrible and couldn't be unseen.
51 LP

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Maybe the last one for today?
Cait + Nami vs Leona + Vayne... well I'd say "prepare vaseline", but it wasn't a brilliant bot lane.
Top our Nasus fed Udyr a bit, but surprisingly it wasn't a problem later on.
With a final pentakill by our Gragas we pushed and won :) yay!
Hmmm... looking at the scores I'd say that today it's my "steal a kill" day :-/
73 LP

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Ooooh another match in the afternoon.
Janna + Ez vs Leona + Corki o.o meeeh.
NO. Our Trynd fed Jax top. Their Kayle jungle also was horribly fed.
Ez was really arrogant but not so skilled, he didn't come back soon as i pinged back seeing a gank incoming and died horribly several times. Also stopped in the middle of a teamfight (surrounded by enemies aiming at his throat) to cast an ulti. God, step back, hit with your autoattacks and other skills another couple of time, be safe and THEN cast ulti. Or cast it before you're into the battle. Alone. GEEZ!
NO.
59 LP

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Last one for today, then I'll go to my dojo and vent all my rage against.. kids. Seems legit.
So we're Nami + Quinn facing Leona + Graves T_T prepare the vaselin!
No. No. Just no. I'd say no. Did I also mention NO?
We had a really slow and (can I say it? I'll say it) STUPID team, never looking at the map, zero awareness, ignoring pings, never helping. 4 enemies bot? I ping asking for help as soon as I see them approaching dragon? Better ignore the rest of the team. GOSH!!!
45 LP and off for today.

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...well no, I manage to do a last match late at night :V
Ok, I got a Lucian bot. I never won with a Lucian, both normals and ranked games. I have a very bad feeling about this T_T
BUT!!!
Leona+Graves bot got super harassed, they were really bad. Their Fizz mid was mildly fed but our Karth was good :) and we were highly superior in teamfights thanks to Mr. Pony and my CCs.
As they were trying to do Nashor (without pinks or oracles) we aced them one last time and pushed for the win.
PLUS!!! The prophecy!!
It is said that when right before a team fight or at the very beginning of it an enemy Fizz one-shots a Nami, the support's team would win that fight. It happened more than I like to admit :-/ but whatever, we won!
65 LP

The 3v3 effect

Let's get real: I could never make it to Gold before season 3 ends.

Some of my friends (yes, I really do love them) play a lot of 3v3 and they're in platinum. We're in the same ranked team but I almost never played 3v3 before. They told me I could play 3v3 with them to get the 10 wins I need to unlock the reward *_* yay!
The problem is... we have to win the matches. Like, destroy the enemy nexus. And I really suck with bruisers and don't know the mechanics of Twisted Treeline. So I tried Renekton, Cho'Gath, even Lulu, but with poor results. Then we tried bruiser + adc + support comp and I took Leona... wow! The first matches were a real success :'D and I obtained 5-6 victories in 2 days. Then the matchmaking system woke up and... let's say... "my skills got lost" :V after a losing streak of 4-5 games I stopped 3v3 for some days. But I'll be back >.<

So it's me, back to soloQQ.
Delicious Victorious Skin, wait for me!!

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So, here I am, bot as usual. I'm facing an insane poke composition (Cait + Lulu) who kept harassing us with no mercy!! Luckily my Varus was good and we didn't give them any kill.
They were also pretty tanky with Skarner + Shen, but our jungle Nasus (who failed early) was great after
laning fase was meh (they had kassa roaming)
but team fights were awesome
we pushed in 2 times and won :D
44 LP

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Janna for every situation!
No, really no. My adc was just embarassing and my jungler told that couldn't jungler after the match started. Also enemy Varus was playing the good guy and was all "come on it's all the team's fault, they weren't so bad!". But they were, believe me. And if you don't have them in your team writing on your chatboard you can't deeply understand the very depression this brings upon you. -.- Well, screw it, I was totally pissed!! So pissed that I forgot to sign my LP. Gah.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Darius I the Arrogant, who was absolutely good but definitely unbearable :V he led us to victory but we had to cheer at him constantly to prevent his AFK or avoid his rage. MAAAAN.
Well, still a victory, but what a pain >.<
51 LP

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Bot. We were definitely outplayed by Beach Party Lane (Leona + Graves) and lane was lost badly >.<

Then, we had an unexplicable comeback after a good TF o.o where only their Leona survived. And we pushed all mid through up to the nexus... yay? Not deserved but, hey, still a win.

73 LP

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Weird choice, I'm first pick and I take Lux going support.

It's been a while since I used the luminosity lady :) let's hope for the best.

Yay a nice team :D I mean... friendly, supportive. and enough skilled. the real best!

I was aggressive and Vayne followed fast. We made a minor mistake or two but in the end we pushed without problems. We had a weird Galio mid who was actually good :)

95 LP! will next game mean promotion?

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NO. Leona + Corki vs Ezreal + Kha support o.o

We -literally- fucked them. BUT. But our Morde fed their Riven top :V oooh I'm sick of buttle bunny Riven >.< it's the nightmare of my every 3v3 match!!

They pushed slowly but inesorably through our mid lane and we were able to keep the nexus up without turrets for 2 fights, on the 3rd they had baron and won.

So much harass :(

80 LP

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Ok, I wanna play Nami. I'm bot + Vayne vs Tristana + (ugh) Thresh. Why wasn't it banned?

Complete ownage. This Thresh wasn't a threat.

100 LP!! promotion, here I come!

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First match.

Nami + Cait vs Vayne +.... GP?

Trolling or not? Well he steals creeps and begun with 0 wards, so it could be a troll instead of a weird choice :-/

Aoe flame in chat.

He wasn't scary, I feared he could harass too much but was so squishy that was dead after the first parrley. Fast push and win!

I feel bad for you guys but thanks to this troll + Vayne rageafk early I won my first match :)

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Second match, let's hope it's the last one.

Varus + Janna vs Blitz + Ez. Ow!

Wow our Rengar and Udyr were flaming all the time :-/ nooo guys don't rage I need you to be efficient!!

At the end they calmed down and we prevaled :)

And they apologized for all the flames. Good guys, better not flaming at all, but it's still something.

In my country we say something that sounds like this: "All things that end good are good."

And....

Tadà!

Work out

I need to improve my skills if I want to put my hands on that beautiful Elise.
....skin.
Solo queue, here I am! Be prepared!

NO NO NO NO NO!!
Definitely not good.
Like, bad. SO bad. We were the worst. The baddest bad evah.
Well, to be honest the lane phase wasn't that bad, at least for us bot. But their Fizz was extra fed, their Hecarim was literally EVERYWHERE, and we simply couldn't stop making mistakes.
:(
still 0 LP

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Another one, I can't support T_T someone else wants bot. Please don't fail. I am allowed to go mid and pick Morgana.
YEAH it was my "cage day", I did a good job and we won early.
24 LP

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Good Morning Summoner Rift! Janna and a fail team, here!
Our jungler couldn't jungle. No, really, he said that. After the game started, of course :-/ I'd gladly play Sejuani with a high chance of being bad rather than seeing this Warwick wondering aimlessly between the lanes.
Bot wasn't easy, their Leona wasn't the best but Cait knew how to harass... and "my" Twich was not aggressive at all, so we were pushed all game long and couldn't do much without ganks.
12 LP

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Ok, let's change, I wanna play Sushi. Thanks to the random guys I met I am allowed to support (yeee...) and we're Nami + Vayne.
Our Vayne was good and their Alistar was bad. That's it  ^^"
36 LP

HAHAHAA I didn't notice at first XD "007", I want the Secret Agent Nami skin :D
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NOOOO I'm forced to ADC o.o I know I'll fail, I trained playing top and mid recently but I suck with adc now.
Ok, I pick Cait and play safe. We lost all lanes, our Brand was flaming (lulz), everything went just as expected ^^"
I'll never let anyone else go support :-/
They ganked bot a couple of times... and we were facing one of those rare good Sivir dudes -.-
Sivir in my team = sure defeat
Sivir in enemy team = superpro adc
Please explain :V
19 LP

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Ok, I can't go to bed without winning at least one... so this will be the last one for today, maybe.
I must mid :-/ geeez what's with this supporting trend?
I pick Morgana and this dude who is "only good at support" wants to take Nami vs Tristana :-/ yeee 'cause I heard she got no healing debuff anymore, right? -.- Wrong.

Whatever, someone leaves and I'm back in queue and... FP.

I call for support and I mean it. I ended up against that support guy from before, who took Nami.
As expected, he wasn't good. He flashed to get FB and that was all he did in the entire game :)
I also won "The Wards War". because supports need excitement, too.
Our Fiddle jungle was surprisingly good, but insisted focusing Nasus in team fights D:
At the end we were able to put out a good fight and pushed! Nexus falls, Janna wins.
42 LP

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One more? One more.
Our Cait was good but their Victor was just Amazing mid, I couldn't do much in lane but still didn't lose completely. Their team fights were way better than ours, we had Singed and Zac but one was always elsewhere and the other just couldn't initiate (Rambo Zac, throwing himself into the enemy lines when we were still coming from the other side of the map).
31 LP

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Moar games, I wanna play moar! è_é
Nami + Cait bot, and Yes, we rocked :D despite the Blitz + Tristana lane we were facing (suck it, little Yordle!)
Their Blitz wasn't a professional catcher, and his grabs were so easy to avoid! I got grabbed just once out of nowhere (but couldn't even understand what was happening before I died).
54 LP

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So, my gaming trend says that after 1 victory comes 1 defeat... so I guess that next game will be a sure loss?
Apparently, yes. We had a good Sejuani (what am I saying, it was a GOD-Sejuani) but after a well fought match we lost at the end thanks to a not-so-unexpected backdoor from Yi -.- so sad. It was, like, AGES since the last time I saw a Yi bd.
So sad T_T
37 LP

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Well, 1 step at the time... but I'm still going up, somehow...
Last one for today (this time for real). I feel like picking the fish lady again.
My Varus was just MEH. Like, really MEH. Just no :-/ and they had an Ashe+Zyra lane who just raped us from the very beginning.
Long time no see, Zyra. Still awesome as fuck.
20 LP, I feel like I'm not really going anywhere soon...