Where are you...?

Silver I, armed and ready!
Gash, this is the "where are you?" day :-/
Where is my team?
Where are you Janna?
Where is my jungler?
Where is my support?
Where is my facebook? 'cause you're definitely chatting too much >.<
I pick Morgana and go mid, 'cause two dudes asked for bot. I am not forced to go top thanks to another nice guy :)
Gah, our Eve jungle was engaging alone and without life and complained about team for "not being there".
Where is my team? Behind, 'cause we can't run as fast as you do o.o and you're dead before we can even reach the team fight!
Besides... no, it really isn't my day :-/ Lux mid was good, I didnt feed her but couldn't get kills and she got fed eventually anyway :-/
They stomped us.
50 LP

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Support or afk.
Janna, let me show how good I can do >.<
Whoa, are we facing a double ap team? Kassa + Annie o.o Annie support? Gosh!
She was infact support and really annoying.
My Ez was bad o.o getting harassed and standing right into enemy groups, of course saying "where are u Janna?"
Sweetie I'm here, right behind you, shielding you, disabling enemies and watching you die hopelessly :-/
Anyway our Morde was good and Maokai jungle too so we won somehow :)
70 LP

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I had a good Draven bot, but he was a bit too much into "teaching" :-/
Oh well we stomped them anyway. Was an easy win :) it's good it happens, once in a while !
Their Blitz was also afk the last minutes.
Whoa 90 LP o.o I MUST do another one!!

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Oh, another duo bot who choses to go top+jungle instead *_* ty guys!!!
I call Janna again.
But we have Ahri top? Weeeeird :V We're squishy and they got Ryze + Vayne, an early victory or a late defeat?
All flamed o.o mass ignore, I choose you!!
My Ez!! Flamer, unskilled, the worst teammate ever. He literally throwed the game by feeding them constantly. Our Nida was also flaming ofc and eventually we lost :( but was a long and desperate game.

Whoa I lost just 4 LP o.o how is it possible? Well probably because 2 of us were premade and someone was gold. Well, thanks... they know how hard it was!
86 LP

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Ok, you know what to do. You gotta Rock the Rift!!
...or give them fb, whatever :V gosh! How lame of me!!
I started playing a bit poorly, but made up for that later :) annnd enemy team surrendered :3
100 LP.... yes!! It's promotion time!!!